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This is Bat Country!

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro

Created on 2006-02-07 19:18:56 (#9458072), last updated 2007-05-31

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Name:caffeinenkafka
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An old woman was walking down the road when she saw a gang of thugs beating a poisonous snake. She rescued the snake and carried it back to her home, where she nursed it back to health. They became friends and lived together for many months. One day they were going into town and the old woman picked him up and the snake bit her. Repeatedly. "O God," she screamed, "I am dying! Why? I was your friend. I saved you life! I trusted you! Why did you bite me?"
The snake looked up at her and said, "Lady, you knew I was a snake when you first picked me up."

Better Than Sex - Hunter S. Thompson


"You have asked me what I would do and what I would not do. I will tell you what I will do and what I will not do. I will not serve that in which I no longer believe whether it call itself my home, my fatherland or my church: and I will try to express myself in some mode of life or art as freely as I can and as wholly as I can, using for my defence the only arms I allow myself to use - silence, exile and cunning."

Portrait of the Artists as a Young Man - James Joyce



I'd rather fill this bit with citations that express something meaningful to me, rather than polluting it with my own outraged, pretentious and egotistical babble. For that you can add me.
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